The Crypts!

We write songs about food, monsters, and science.

Influences: The Wipers, X, Wu-Tang Clan, The Ramones

Teenager

Wear what I want/Don't need shoes...

[ tags: ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 2:09 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Gerbilicious

Gonna be a gerbil when I grow up...

[ tags: gerbils ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 3:00 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Raw

Raw

[ tags: ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 1:25 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

No Life After Crypts

No other reasons to exist...

[ tags: ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 4:15 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Rockin' Roman

Let's get pagan...

[ tags: rome ancient fellini caligula romulus ] [ genres: punk rock ] [ info: 2:51 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Shrink Your Head

Do you mind your eyes and mouth sewn shut?

[ tags: shrunken heads infomercials ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 4:31 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Five 40 Derby

Eight wheels and a heart of stone...

[ tags: roller derby ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 2:50 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Leech

When yer suckin' on some blood and it feels oh so good...

[ tags: leeches ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 2:49 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Yeti-Bo-Betty

Call me A-Bom cuz that's what I do/Got the body odor to vaporize you!

[ tags: garage monsters yetis ] [ genres: punk rock ] [ info: 2:05 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Rat Mummies

Rat Mummies ate my lunch/Rat Mummies wrecked my car

[ tags: rats mummies rat ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 2:45 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Swamp Crawl

Ho-hum, ho-ho-hum

[ tags: ] [ genres: instrumental rock ] [ info: 2:43 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Black Panda

Black Panda don't eat bamboo/Got chunks of guys like you in his stool

[ tags: wrestling ballads tall tales ] [ genres: rock rock ] [ info: 2:24 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Werebear

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: bears ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 1:34 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Rockin' Roman

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: rome ancient ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 2:51 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Teenager

[ tags: ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 1:58 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Shrink Your Head

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: pitch commercial shrunken heads sales ] [ genres: new wave rock ] [ info: 4:19 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

One Eyed Ghost

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: one ghosts eye cyclops ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 2:03 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Marie Curie

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: marie science chemistry physics curie ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 2:35 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Sea Monster

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: monsters ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 1:43 mp3 ccbysa2.5 ]

Ghost Baby

Recorded live at WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio Richmond VA www.wrir.org

[ tags: ghosts babies ] [ genres: rock new wave ] [ info: 2:23 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

One Eyed Ghost/This is gonna be a rough show

In which the band learns that half the crowd does not like to have fun.

[ tags: house live ghosts cyclops richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 3:31 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Marie Curie/Party microphone is hot

We only write songs about three things...

[ tags: house live chemistry richmond show science ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 3:24 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Werebear/Get Close

The Crypts woo the crowd with hints of future sweatiness and nudity.

[ tags: house live monsters richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:27 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Civil Servant Cyborg/Danke

"Danke is thank you in German. You just learned something!"

[ tags: house live robots cyborgs richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:55 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

540 Derby/Slow Whistle

Come on down to the Five 40 derby!

[ tags: house live richmond show roller derby ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 3:51 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Medusa's on the Loose/Thanks Matt and Claire

Got no excuse...

[ tags: house live monsters medusa richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:25 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Luck That's Dumb/Happy Birthday Dave!

He's forty!

[ tags: house live richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:46 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Thunderbird ESQ/M-Crypt is Old.

Cover of the Gories.

[ tags: house the live richmond show cover gories ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:25 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Gila Monster Flop/Music History Lesson: The Sonics

Hiss Hiss!

[ tags: house live gila monsters richmond show dancing ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 4:21 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Psycho/Triple Threat

Cover of the Sonics.

[ tags: house the live richmond show cover sonics ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:26 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Tarantula Cake

Woo Hoo!

[ tags: house live richmond show food spiders baking ] [ genres: lo fi rock ] [ info: 2:43 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Teenager/Who took Latin?

I'm a Teenager!

[ tags: house youth live richmond show teenagers ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 3:00 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Rockin' Roman

Let's get pagan!

[ tags: house rome live richmond show ancient togas ] [ genres: lo fi rock ] [ info: 3:13 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Butterchops

[ tags: house live fat cats richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:16 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Stronger than Dirt/Liquor Break #1

Cover by the Mummies. Birthday Liquor courtesy of Dave.

[ tags: house the live richmond show cover mummies ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:07 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Ate A Pizza/Double New Vote

"This is our dumbest song!"

[ tags: house live pizza richmond show food ] [ genres: lo fi rock ] [ info: 2:25 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Yeti-Bo-Betty/Liquor Break #2

Call me A-Bomb cuz that's what I do. Got the body odor to vaporize you!

[ tags: house live monsters richmond show yetis ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 4:49 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Gerbilicious/The Rectangle Pizza

Gonna be a gerbil when I grow up! Gonna have a stash of pellets in a cup! Gonna run on a gigantic wheel! Gonna feel what a gerbil feels!

[ tags: house live richmond show gerbils ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 4:36 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Monster Mash/Ya look fuckin' fantastic.

We forgot the Monster Mash until we played it fast.

[ tags: house cover live monster richmond show ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 2:46 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Sea Monster

You wanna hear another song about a monster?

[ tags: house sea live monster richmond show ] [ genres: lo fi rock ] [ info: 2:52 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Ghost Baby - Junky Magician/It's over.

The end of our long journey.

[ tags: live ghosts babies junkies magicians richmond ] [ genres: rock lo fi ] [ info: 4:37 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

One Eyed Ghost

He's the ghost with the most

[ tags: ghosts garage harmonica cyclops spooky ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Luck That's Dumb

Voodoo dolls with the pins stickin' in

[ tags: black bad cats garage harmonica luck ] [ genres: punk rock ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Invisible Friend

I can't see why he's so pissed since I'm the reason for his existence

[ tags: friends garage harmonica imaginary ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Sea Monster

Sailors beware!

[ tags: garage harmonica slithery dee ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Werebear

Look out cuz I'm coming I'm an omnivore. Don't try and put my skin on your living room floor.

[ tags: gypsy garage harmonica bears curses ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

First Time

So go ahead and kill this goat.

[ tags: garage harmonica squids goats ether ] [ genres: punk rock ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Tarantula Cake

One part hairy, one part scary, one part I'm so culinary

[ tags: garage harmonica tarantulas desserts ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

The Awful Song

When I sample wine, I smell the cork When I eat at KFC, I smell the spork

[ tags: garage harmonica ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Rock Zombie

Eatin' babies and old ladies

[ tags: garage harmonica zombies ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

TMNT

Trained by a rat/How about that?

[ tags: ninja teenage mutant turtles garage harmonica ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Junky Magician

Don't ask me for white rabbits cuz I'm only dealin' horse

[ tags: rock garage harmonica magic drugs ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 2:07 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Ghost Baby

You had me at boo

[ tags: rock love garage harmonica ghosts ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 1:56 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Ate a Pizza

Too much pizza, indigestion, pepto bismol, I am done now

[ tags: rock garage harmonica pizza dr seuss ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 1:29 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Butterchops

I'm fed up and my kitty's well fed

[ tags: rock garage harmonica fat cats ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 1:46 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Civil Servant Cyborg

Asimov's three laws are the funniest joke

[ tags: rock garage harmonica robots cyborgs ] [ genres: punk rock ] [ info: 2:26 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Medusa's on the Loose

I don't think this con came from Crete, wish I had winged shoes on my feet

[ tags: rock garage harmonica medusa greek myths ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 1:39 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Marie Curie

Marie Marie Marie Curie, she's the type of scientist I wanna be

[ tags: rock garage harmonica marie curie chemistry ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 2:39 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

Gila Monster Flop

I'm a gila monster baby, and you're moving too fast

[ tags: rock garage gila monsters harmonica ] [ genres: rock punk ] [ info: 3:09 mp3 ccbysa3.0 ]

The Crypts are:
Mike Tschirn: Drums, Vocals
Kristin Tschirn: Guitar, Vocals
Nathaniel Miller: Harmonica, Vocals
Craig Graziano: Vocals


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