I recently dropped my expensive SmartPhone in the toilet!
Oh lordy. Here's an hour of yours truly monkeying around with various honks and zaps. Reminds me of the work of one of my idols, Raymond Squat!
Forgot to add the yeast to this loaf.
Sara Lee, Iron Kids, Wonder, Bunny, Pepperidge Farm, Grant's Farm, Earthgrains, Etc.!
This is an oldie. Shoulda posted it YEARS ago!
I'm moving to Toledo, dudes.
The earth has revolved around the sun thirty times since my birth. This means I have traveled approximately 7,836,804km through space. How bout that?
Hi opsound. I miss you. Are you well? I've been a little under the weather myself, but I am on the mend. I thought maybe you could use some beeps.
This was recorded live in front of a studio audience consisting of absolutely zero people excluding myself. I was there, but I was the performer so I don't think it counts. Anyway, I messed up :( I had this sequence programmed for a week and I'm thinking, "Shoot-pa-toot! I gots to lay this down for my Opsound friends. Cuz it's TITE!" But unfortunately, I had just upgraded to Hardy and audacity wasn't working and I used Gnome's crappy sound recorder thing and it was set to 22050Hz, Mono. So 3/4th of this audio data is gone forever. I thought this quarter was worth saving, though.
Health Insurance! Health Insurance! Fight! Fight! Fight! Putin! Putin! Putin! Putin! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I recently acquired a Korg MS-03 Frequency to CV converter from yonder electroBay. This is what it does to the Casio SK-1 Bossa Nova beat. It truly is the ultimate beep machine.
Indianapolis has millions of dentists, all in one building, across from McDonalds. This Wendy's is rated G for general audiences. The Columbus Museum of Art scored huge when K-Mart had a sale on cheap track lighting. The gigantic cross in Effingham is made out of aluminum siding and is hollow.
This song is about this video --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_UnV3RbCtg
In the interest of preservation of the species, I decided to produce this song to aid couples in the act of baby fabrication. For maximum potency, use a computer microphone to dub in a recording of yourself reciting the sexy poem of your choice in a deep, hushed tone. Though not tested, I believe that this song will have a positive influence in the reproduction of a multitude of species, including but not limited to; Aardvarks, Bison, Cockroaches, Dragonflies, Elk, False Water Rats, and many more. Use with caution. Keep out of reach of children.
FJ said it was cool with him if I put this on opsound! FJ is awesome! Webstellung.com (who originally contracted the song!) is awesome! Sal knows what's up. Anyway. MORE DANSE! This time Bhajis style! This song is named after a Yamaha LoopFactory AN-200, but I didn't use it on this song!
Yay! Welcome back opsound! Here's a happy dance song to help celebr6. Oom-Pah-Pah! Oom-Pah-Pah! Oom-Pah-Pah! Ooooooom! Also everyone check out anal0g.org/wires3
87 beepums to be exact.
Excerpt from a recording of the radio transmissions of a late night mission I underwent deep into the breakfast underground. There were no survivors. Dramatic music helps set the somber mood.
This song carries a deep personal message about radio controlled hobbies.
_aa_ rocking the mic.
Brush, Floss, Rinse, Gargle, Repeat.
An excerpt from the never-to-be-unreleased session_two.
On my commute to work everyday I drive by the Melvin Price Lock and Dam on the Mississppi River in Alton, Illinois. Right across the road from lives Ol' Trusty, a bald eagle. That's an interesting story about an eagle. This song is really long. You are hereby granted permission to dance to the good parts.
Electribes are neat. If you hear some beeps you like, I've got WAVES FILES.
YOU GOT THE SUPER FROG!!!!
Hi! It is time... Here is a completely improvised ONE. Oh lordy there's all sorts of goodies in this ONE. Physical monophonies and Alesis HR-16:BEES. You should all tivo this for sure!
Last one for now! How come I decimate everything? Because I am terrible the mastering, so I make like I'm some sort of lo-fi gangsta, when in reality I wish I was hi-fi and I'm actually in the mid-fi :O(
UH OH! I have 6 songs but there are only 5 ZONES OF DATA INPUT!
Opsound should totally have a Nixon Tapes FOIA remix party. Follow the money!
@locator Crazy Frog plz
Thank Google it's Friday!
Extremely limited polyphony is the mother of invention.
If you like soap, ham and dune buggies, then you'll love this song. If you like camper shells, thin mints and metronomes, then perhaps you'd enjoy listening to something else. It says demo, but I'll probably never finish it.
quick jolly loop.
I'm "WEIRD" OWL YANKOVIC!
This is what I made when I should have been studying for finals. I also drew a picture of a funny man.
Free Words for the blind and illiterate
My favorite word.
I'm only posting this because the title is so naughty. The song, if you can even call it that, is: long, annoying, repetitive, uninspired, and you can't even dance to it.
Featuring mthw on vocals. It was a naughty house, now it's just a haunted a house.
Matt Zwier is a Pal-o-mine. You can check out his stuff at http://www.anal0g.org/qrg/. This recording is about 5 years old I think.
I'm pretty certain Egyptians walk just like everybody else.. but how do they fly?
An interesting (to me at least) recording I made a year ago or so. It's #1 in my book.
I have finally acquired a new disk for my music PC, thus new material flows yet again. This song has both bass AND treble.
An _aa_ classic from before the advent of quality recording practices.
I wonder whatever happened to s007...
Look what I found between my toes!!
I wish Buzz was OPEN SOURCE! :~O( Thirsty? Just WHISTLE! You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and ____.
Mmmmmmm Mmm Mmmm Mmm Mmm Mmm. Mmmm Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmm Mm. Mmmm, Mmm, Mmmmm, Mmm Mm.
Edvard Greig made a pretty song and then I came along and destroyed it, which is what I do best. In retrospect, the drums are too samply. The bass line is down-home delicious, however.
Using low frequency sine wave technology to give you that funny feeling in your trousers you love so much. This song is dedicated to all the sonsabitches with the excessive booty bass in their automobiles.
This ambient crap is easy to make. I could go on for hours. If you live in the st. louis area and want me to come to your party and make loud annoying sounds in exchange for cash money, drop me an email.
So get this: I made 88 musical masterpieces and the data was lost to a power loss. The finest works of art ever fabricated, they were! This song however sucks.
Song number 9. This song is way too intense for Pop-Tarts. Perhaps it would be better suited for Golden Grahams.
Song number 13. Intended to be used as background music in a Pop-Tart commercial. But isn't everything?
This is an "_aa_ Big-Long-Song(tm)". This song has nothing to do with ninjas. And, despite the title, no Fischer Price Happy Apples were used in the recording of this BLS.
This song reminds me of Dangermouse and Bananaman.
Just because it's the 80's doesn't mean you can stop reaching for the top.
If was a ninja, and was in a situation where I was required to produce some light jazz, this is what it would sound like.
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